Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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