Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
True strength comes from lack of pants
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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