We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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