I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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