Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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