Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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