oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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