Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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