Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
