It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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