Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
