May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i've created a new STD.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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