Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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