I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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