You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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