the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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