Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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