he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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