Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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