:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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