the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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