You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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