Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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