bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
