it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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