Duck Duck Cougar?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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