My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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