you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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