I was born with a shot glass in my hand
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
did i just pee glitter
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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