Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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