I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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