Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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