My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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