I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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