Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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