I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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