I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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