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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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