better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I love you.
Bad choice
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