fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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