on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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