"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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