How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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