just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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