This girl is more easily done than said...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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