Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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