so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
