I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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