I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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