Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We got so high we made milksteak
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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