i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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