I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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