She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i have herpe
just one?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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