did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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