I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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